Pop Sonnet #10110

Just had a really funny fire drill
After a night of showing lady friends da ahkill
And at least liberty college didn't destroy my room
Fire marshal Wanda almost lead me to doom

Glad old bones were sneaking around
I almost had to stop at the dog puns
Had a dream about hor deourves
Or however you spell da lady words curves

About to get laid like usual
Good thing no one was awake when borroel got confusual
Ashley your strange but you must need a break
Even dead telluriders never make the mistake