Pop Sonnet #8800

I am tired of hurting people’s feelings
The best kind of cards are all dealings
And that is why not to touch ceilings
When the fishermen take on the reelings

And this cigarette is highly affordable
This data is very recordable
When the situation is somewhat rewardable
In the dark days of KREX technical difficulties affordable

Every time I break FCC regulations
The ‘gov’ breaks rules too
Blame the whole thing on an old man named Jew
AS long as pacification serves a purpose rue

That is kind of funny but kind of lukewarm
Sustained overruled the calm before the non-storm

Pop Sonnet #8801

Taking it easy for all of us sinners
There is a point to have money linners
Meanwhile last night on the star trek voyager channel
I relaxed and got opiated from star trek beginners

I am learning a lot about natural creatures
Like a turtle bird and a creature comfort
When there are nature features
Carlin was right, not everything should be filmed in a fort

The ant farm that Chris Tooker used to own
Must not be shaken or stirred
In case of stupid insults the vision was blurred
The Inish makes me want to Roan

When I feel like an ass, or laugh like a dork
The neighbors get nervous whenever I eat pork

Pop Sonnet #8802

When the world tones down for an attitude adjustment
Maybe we should treat our veterans with more respect
Let’s just hurt them so they won’t go back to war
I think we should let them all smoke some more

In case it is a bad habit for .15 centavos per cig
That is still really expensive what have you heard
The meaninglessness of existence is real
The attitude adjustment makes me want to squeal

Is Aaron okay, is he sick in the head
Is he tired of people getting pumped up with lead
Is there a way to get extra cred
Which makes you not want to deal with the spread

My mom has better things to do
Than stop praying every day too

Pop Sonnet #8803

This is a bold statement to get torn a new one
And grinding your teeth for no particular reason
Is scary as shit that is a good one
For whatever writing we should not be treason

Unemployment is not very fun
You should try disability without a gun
I hope our semiautos all disappear
Time to get your rear in gear

Which makes me nervioso every time I translate
The headache and self abuse is no longer important
There is no point to pet an old cordant
With a rodent that gather information retrieval portant

Even my youngling Brian takes drugs
Now we look like a couple of thugs

Pop Sonnet #8804

When there is no point in adjustment of meds
The madre is nervous over my old pencil leads
That is discoverable in her nervous laughter
As long as I drink Dr. P from a caraffter

I feel like everyone’s world falls apart the minute I leave
Even the holy ghost will absolutely grieve
Now that I have the smallest business of all time
The boardroom went way too far when I leave

I am willing to admit my mistakes are you?
Maybe we should not gossip about you
When no one reads the things I write
Maybe that is the reason I cannot be invite

When the world goes on for zillions of years
It will probably be a-ok
Less is more fears
And nothing matters except a day off of relaxation croquet

When you push and shove to the nearest church interest
I think everything is beautiful in its own way
That makes us nervous when you pass the test
And even I failed at Plato’s Academy lay

Pop Sonnet #8805

When the choo-choo train goes rolling along
The situation is clearly fine with a gong
And that makes me never want to own another bong
I am tired of working out with my shlong

The judge does not agree and maybe we should mind our own business
The worst that could happen by brushing my teeth
Is that I would rather brush them with an old Christmas wreath
And that makes me nervous back in the seeth

Why would a counselor hire a hit man
To kill a soldier before a war with Iran
So we can remain defenseless as always
Maybe that is the reason I hate the prays

When you select the weak and return to position zero
That is like the old days of emperor nero

Pop Sonnet #8806

Dropping the subject is the hardest game to play
Even admitting that I make it go away
Without accepting pointless self abuse
When you are disabled you are forced to ride in the caboose

Cheer up people it is like this in population count
Every three seconds at least 8 million people die in the world
And only 7 million are born from donut bount
That is why it pays to preggers the squirrelled

If a genealogy matters to you it is not mindless
Even old stupidity like mine is rewindless
That makes me realize there is no point in vindless
Unless you sit in a sauna for kindless

The less I laugh the less I cry
The more I stick a needle in my eye

Pop Sonnet #8807

Maybe we should all just be calm
Even if I do not wear lip balm
And the bad side of myself is already chalm
With dentures for my friend vicki to halm

And that is what the world looks like in the early morning
And I always feel like I am so ahead I should quit
Even if business practices don’t hurt a bit
Here we go again with treating everyone kind and kit

Like a little strange female puppy that gave me a tongue bath
Even that sometimes can incur the wrath
The strangest things have happened to me you don’t want to know
Maybe I should not give away the glow

Whenever I call a cab they run two hours late
That is the reason you might want to pick me up or wait

Pop Sonnet #8808

I am so tired of bullies it is not even funny
Unless I drink tea with a gallon of milk and honey
When I laugh so much it makes me ma cry
I don’t want to be emotional there is a reason why

Stop the thought before it starts
And pay attention to the broken hearts
As long as my meds are adjusted imparts
It is probably no one else’s business in carts

But if you want to know how to regulate meds
That is the tiredness in my strange heads
And that makes me wonder how anything works
Even if there are lazy old clerks

That cannot find their own damn product
Even when quitting causes a viaduct

Pop Sonnet #8809

I am always getting this attitude adjustment warning
And that is why it is hard to be a republican
Getting railed for doing nothing getting hit for being disabled bourning
When that word makes us want to kick the can

I like cleaning up other people’s cigarette butts
That was so last week now I am back in the Ruts
Like my old friend Matthew Klickstein
I like sharing disability money with others for green

But I think the gov disapproves on sharing my money
Unless you actually think there are things in my gunny
Sack full of tricks that makes kids get happy
And I think that is really snappy and zappy

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side
Time to get a watch that makes me a lot less full of pride