Pop sonnet #8960

Mst3k is truck in vidas estrano
Locksmith backdoor approved at midnight
Esta important non annunciation
Nunca todos bebir libation

Esta no importante annunciation
P.I. box unknown para todos green nation
Worm spurn term y Cincuenta
Para la normal esta raccoons nuenta

So find the spy can in an hour or two
I really cannot write better than you
I tore you aknewone to save from the flu
Corruption no longer in case of my Jew

Blasting off in the nic fit eternal
Attitude adjustment no longer infernal

Pop sonnet #8961

You don't have to take all my freaking supplies
Unless you have the nicest of thighs
Getting old reel fast with a worm on a hook
Attitude adjustments it's just a damn book

Sweating cervesas don't drink again
This time I are so much ate that I shrunk back and din
With a crunching man robot rover in flames
There is one way for Daniel to Thames

Don't even go there you stink really bad
You really should not be mad at your dad
Like a failure to launch with all the amurfettes
The spy can with hackers always forgets

Game over I mean it good look in out
Maybe I should displace all my clout

Pop sonnet #8962

This poetry book has no skulls and no worms
Even if bride of The screw make a squirm
Now my left wing ear is totally clogged
Maybe it is because of the sweat in the bogged

My snooze alarm knocked me out expletive deleted
Deleta repeta lumps in mild defeated
Esta pacification no shots were fired
The coil Gumby rar was not even coil wired

So successiones binge reading no more bad wedder
Nobody gets dumped by my swetted swedder

Pop sonnet #8963

No particular reason to grind my ripped gums
Shake rattle and gums drums
Sustenna as posiccione don't hit them where it hurts
Zilching belief without guilt in the perts

Mine your manners there is baby gile
You should not smoke for another 8mile
Cut the sweat locker don't make fun of the fam
Maybe you should not ever use your cam

The battery died posiccione sero
No ma's maratones en Mst3k fan mail
Maybe I should announce this review
Please slow down mi Amor lumiere so we can ketchup with you

Cease prayer so vous plais
The level is easy for me to say

Pop sonnet #8964

When I look at your legs I try to look away
Strange animals do not want me to take their picture today
With a wet nap in bum and a clean pair of socks
Maybe you should never wear a pair of crocks

Back in Dr de day am resentment esta ower
What did happen to my neighbors neurotic leaf blower
Coming up in the wild hound Paddington bear
Expletive deleted please stop the scare

Trains were like school marms
With wheat in my teeth
A lose lose sitch to be rated g
Maybe nothing happened watch it kids venom claw
Just one more kick to the old fashioned craw

Only in America would this shiznit be parole funny
Like a wet nurse that likes their eggs runny

Pop sonnet #8965

There is no such thing as a temperance woodshed
Even if my gums were already bled
Nunca importante as mostly sped
The act of God thinks your mind and your dead

Maybe you should get fresh with me young man
Like an old rotten tooth that means nothing in Shan
In case an old geisha needs valium man
You may need a tonguentwisting jeep that doggs dream in the lan

USA today tomorrow and never more pass
I am tired of being a pain in the ass
Behaviores an el test to normal esta rhyme
Just got completely covered in slime

Next time I save the money duck bill
Dony even go there just chill

Pop sonnet #8966

Don't even believe it I found all your stuns
Maybe we should make a happy face nuns
In case of paid an we paisans need blues
Maybe you should not give us the dues clues

Slowing my roll for all kinds of good canny
Maybe my sweet tooth will level the granny
And that is why I found out there is no new nanny
Maybe I should never touch the Quaker fanny

Maintain residency why the hell did you leave
Even no sound effects came from my sleeve
Like a really bad card game and a windowless whimper
Maybe you should get back in the aemper to semper

I prefer women to man everyday
Sometimes I try to make it not look that way

Pop sonnet #8967

Maybe all my friends should be locked away
Until January when we have to play
Like a really hard to make documentary
Maybe I won but the losers are not made of clay

Esta palabradas esat too as ropas nephi
The wrap party is no longer racial profily
Got it down like cereal in chocolate milk
Just don't drive too fast or my buddy will belk

The mutations in the banged up dried meat
There is just about nothing I cannot defeat
Maybe we should put more women in control
They are just a lot of wimmen that like the old bowl

And that is never the way to get stole
Like a go cart at Kmart that has a remote control

Pop sonnet #8968

Followers oh come on nothing even happened
My lips were already getting more chappened
The list of a regular day coming up
With something always pouring into my cup

Somethings up not again I really don't think so
Maybe Zen is still in with a bin in the Shubh pen
Like a bumper boat squirt gun and a burger or two
Just finished a tday marathon by myself without a crew

So the energy drink I am taking to church
Don't steal marshes jarshes movies or I will turn into lurch

Keep it tunming like vidiots be careful young man
Bonk clink donk honk Coloradan funny can

Pop sonnet #8969

Drop the subject immediately there is no freaking point
Except last night and I still share the appoint
Shlchop2 esta pieces esta romantik glut
Maybe I should not use acid wit

My neck in a noose my backend are squished
Even if skeeters were drinking the dished
If you die know we never had kished
Maybe I should try to go to bed without a prayer bished

Even in Ashland and murky desire
The attitude adjustment is coming to choir
Maybe my list of regular good deeds
Sometimes the tobacco makes my gums bleeds

If you need a real man look no further
Just make sure to overdose on Carmel by weather...pass.