Pop Sonnet #9150

Missing da pointless is da point
Esta recibir lunes y miercoles
Cronenberg mapas de estrellas
No esta snappy dianetics finally arrived

Safety first da stones stage dive no longer
Energia drinks an Jesus y sad y Wettstein
Checked out fine doing fine
Temperance its da latest cure

We liked you better when you looked all banged up
And you were adorable even den
Learn to live widda beastly burdens
Share da load wife a angry when

Don't shoot my dogg or I will be madder
Time not to climb a ladder

Pop Sonnet #9051

Bases vases spaces maces
English gentlemen beadlemraniac
Socks don't stink always changed
When you find yourself reaarranged

Slicer diver cereal para dinero
Cease prayer expletive deleted
Missing memory epic feleted
Even if dey be here when we done
My fingers hurt from computer types

I wonder if deeze guys even wypes
When you fix da smell was good
La dinero esta snap times eight
When you cap demonstrate

Cymbal clang tambourine schlickers
Gotta find a grip of schlickers

Pop Sonnet #9052

Rock goddesses like drewy b
Dude I think you scary me
Coming to my own account
Less is not more in the mount

Smooth sailing in telluride
That is like an ubermensch
Be da guy dat Take a pinch
Block da chili's Brandon pollo McDs cinch

Don't go there unless really necessary
Be careful no youngies or oldies

Gotta save jjames and Tommy salvation roll
When handicaps da leg never heals
Unless you tink dis steal cut da shiznit wid peels

Pop Sonnet #9053

Da sting and less pain
Tu funeriste en la liste
Cuando me Estella but giftes para families todos
Now dat I am da whole freaking pie
Let me give you one for your thigh

Hold onto your butts
Blood pressure lowers
Needed a while new leaf blower
Cuando la pappy John Henry rower

Haven't met everyone yet but pretty freaking close
Dey come alive an da machine full of goblins
Da distracciones watch it punk
Attitude easy for you to say

Honestly here come better days
I am greedy for your ways

Pop Sonnet #9054

Got dirty less when I get home
Sir around all day doing nothing
Spreadsheet balanced nil
Maybe she should bring da pill

Cuando esta reservaccionea
Dear Mr. Fantasy just came on
Cheer up for us
Da menstraution esta muss

Da markation saintly eved
Miss in da cubtry believed

Pop Sonnet #9055

I don't really want everyone to know
Slap snappy cappy Dr appt
Raging in like da temper nil
Might as well dream of da bill

Can't rinse for quite awhile
Meekness is da latest bile
My throat does not even hurt Mr. M
Drop us off into da scrim

Finish what you started finish da game
I'll be damned at how lame...

Dropping subjects and kicking butt
Hated being loving rutt
Maybe you should call guru dutt
And find a razor cleaner nutt

Which is why I am clinching my hands
Everybody likes da grand stands

Pop Sonnet #9056

Not gonna happen to my dog
Desperacciones para paxamentive
Recibir da limit draxachentive
Da mirror not even cracked

Looking back at mine field backed
Shtahp dat racket oh you wake da baby
Just doing my job for da gov
All you need is freaking love

Moby ride a chute to earth
With the money finding worth
My hands are hurting from dis type
Not even needing to wype

If you get killed esta nunca fault
We have got you covered gestalt

Saving my game every few moments
Relief shelter clear da froat
Frog jump into my plate
Feeling good feeling grate

Glad swift is over grovah
Dis makka no cents
Lika mankind pents
Rasta man en case of dents

Pop Sonnet #9057

I promise if I tell your secrets we will fughedaboddit
Dis repeated worry is da nic fit
Hang in der Sheels good lookkn out
When you suck upon da neighbor zit

Might as well not sweat at all
Julianne Moore will not be hall
Treat your wimmen gentle dude
Even if dey crush you crude

Dis is da point to forgive Cronenberg
Para da slight nervousness
Lip balm will cure da impervousness
Inky dinky spinky dis

City of miracles in da kiss
Liked a real good Pattinson
I am never gonna touch a gun

Pop Sonnet #9058

Made a special liberal faste
Get me back to home wid haste
Don't mind if I try out your parents
Keep in looking in da starents

Maybe Americans should share loads todos
Pac man can even die from ghosts
Like da butter on my toasts

I have never hit a woman never will
Sugar coat my favvy pill
Not afraid of idiots am one too
Leave da recete en da chill

Hope to Ron Hubbard no one got hurt
You should not have had dessert

Pop Sonnet #9059

Expletive deleted memory retracted
Kindve funny like didacted
I want to know which way you shacted
Even in da noisy leeann pacted

When we goofy toofy fairie lakes
Prism in da fivey no more quakes
Da ground never ever shakes
Even in da cave man cakes

Esta mrs bishop nun
Even in John cusak cun
Never use bad words again
Even when you here da men

Restivixe chilixe Dan
Snappy pointer kick da can
What will happen next we will see
Finding time to empty me...