Pop Sonnet #9350

This shiznit is way too hard
Maybe I shouldn't give away my card
I respect women and their needs
But if my mom doesn't like it no one has to agreeds

Just because I apologized dinner was great by step daddy Steve
The beef was tender and mild
I turned into lettuce and whirled peas

Esta casa restaurante es muy deliciosa
Better than fast food better than sabrosas
We really don't need a shoulder to cry on

Pop Sonnet #9351

Early today I had an interesante dream
You don't want to know what actually just happened
I am begging you not to gossip about this
They're going to man and that's a ok

Mind your manners rare breed approved
Don't hit a woman nobody moved
So I finally have enough money to publish my stuff
We are not going to let you bluff

Dropping the subject one last time
Maybe we shouldn't mess around with you man

Pop Sonnet #9352

I like my old profs and someday later I might be one
Training is hard to switch paradigms
Pacification is the latest cure even for luff
I don't really feel too fatalistic though

Earlier today I read about Samuel in the Mormon bible
It was kind of truer than I ever imagined
And every time I go to read the Quran dianetics and Jack Kerouac at the same time

Easy does it ace that is an interesante estrella story
Maybe deeze weirdos can't handle dis stuff
Maybe we should be able to take dis guff
Here we go again you are driving is crazy

And that's okay drop the subject soon fine

Pop Sonnet #9353

Not all of my movies are approved by the fcc
If that is not okay just ban it from da computadora
Just prayed for Dave marchant to relax with no rules
I should probably hold back the drools
There is exception to a reply of Steve's gruels

My opera skills are a ok but not good enough yet
Tales of Hoffmann by Michael Powell a really good movie
I am gonna have to keep paying everyone's bills
Unless dey don't want it den it all ends up back in the dead telluriders corner pocket

Metaphysics don't actually exist it all went down at the hoose library
Execute cease prayer only prayed two hail Mary's today and one our father

Pop Sonnet #9354

I just have to call off duh competition for old times sake
Duly noted we don't want you to do that here
Oh well not gonna like dis but I will probably have a glass of beer

Don't really need one because I have had lots of thc
Maybe it is good only for me
If I keep buying stuff for udder people
After awhile there wasn't even a steeple

Even doggs of da hales will die someday
Prolly should buy them ten.more.to.play
And even if I came screeching to a halt
Deeze neighbors are good people it's nobody's fault

Just swallowed my pride win lose or draw
Even Mr. Polan kicked me to the craw
So deeze church people are fine they just don't understand you

Every time I cry de emperor's lanyew

Pop Sonnet #9355

Deeze.old ladies wanna keep der jobs dey better stay gone
And deeze little younglings still go to da.John

Dis is good enough reason to sneak into target
No point in dat as you like it is coming when my clock is only three days slow
Hard not to laugh at da comedy club

So you can read diz shiznit for free
Believe me sheley takes da cup
You snooze you don't looze
Who the hell just went on Facebook

Deeze idjits have no idea what der talking about
All I need is a little less gossip
I admit I am not.trying to scare anyone away

Sergeant mutley from Hanna barbera approved
It is way better if nobody moved

Pop Sonnet #9356

So canyon view loses set shirt over dis
And that is a ok because I like mad proficies
Prodigies exist in everyone's fam
Will be awhile before I need to use my cam

Grab a fig Newton that is interesting man
I order toddy b to get marinol Damn
I checked and I wrecked everyone has set needs
Chillin spree villian ffree skip it to bleeds

When wild reeds snap I lose my mind
And dat is da reason I was born blind as a bat...

I really don't have time to see every ten thousand movie made every year
Word on the street is jonny w is no longer bluffing about this beer

Pop Sonnet #9357

Slowing my roll lo siento el mundo todo
Maybe we should laugh at balnab and grodo
Lets not and say we didn't finish what you started finish the game
Pressures off man you feel me dats totally lame

So a bunch of people died dis year I am totally over it
Even so I cry sometimes alone looking all ragged
Learning to take it easy for sleazy
Dat jokes not approved even when things get breezy

I chocked on a bloke a mile a minute
Deeze udder dudes are in it to win it

Pop Sonnet #9358

Uh dude they'll be just fine
No one's gonna kill you
But if they even try they're gonna get killed first
Can't break that rule wouldn't want to and dats a ok

Underclassmen have a reason to covet my possicione
Dis is interesante so we are afraid of terrorists
Wilting on dinner da free Jesus hazed was on da mount of olives

Leviathan rising Leviathan shrinks
Nothing about me really now stinks

And if it does I will clean it up in post
Dis sounds good I still really like toast

Pop Sonnet #9359

Dude may be we cannot handle dis.tromance
Maybe der is an ending to bromance
Not in my world trust Ricky j.
It is okay by us if you like to act gay

Even doggs get frustrated as I tame de page
Here we go don't even haze is wid Evans sage
So I licked a turtle ate a tulip and snorted.bug powder
Dude my throat feels good knock a little louder

Maybe we shouldn't follow dis funeral
So it worked then and dats none of my looneral
Please end this kindly I am begging you to shtap.  Dat is da weekend dat loved when you popped...end it.