Pop Sonnet #9860

I have never given secrets of Jon's comedy club away
His migraine and Shannon coming my way
My spider bite is crippling my thumb
All morning I looked like a bum

Kim made the best breakfast in the story this far
Glad Jon recommended out 1 widdout a car
If you believe dat you believe any non par

The imbecilic money ploy continuar
Good thing I don't know what yer last names are joke reminder

Pop Sonnet #9861

Wanda saith here's your sign
Dianetics made fun of my wet nurse
Even when no shots were kign
And lessons made me snooze into madres purse

All is good Even when I am being undude
The haze continues para hace critical decathlon
That was way out of context what went on
You will thank me later said legend of the red Dragon

Loaded to the bagg when aaron goes crumble
And Fleetwood big Mac tumble
The leaf blower games went all awry
Tom looks good only when sly

Pop Sonnet #9862

Back to the drawing board
My failure to pass
The girls were there oh good Lord
Deeze dudes are all going a mile a minute to afford

When you get all blind and go diabetic
Cheer up fer da byrds
And da coven made me feel like tyrds
Sound off like you got a pair anesthetic

Please talk trash about me immediately
It is getting me a lot more laid lately
My Mormon bible was degrately
Karl was annoyed by weedily

Mushroom clouds could be seen from afar
Not sure who turned off the security camerar

Pop Sonnet #9863

Sit down and shut up kims wavy gravy had the flavvy
Power nap in da evening
Still recovering from bad vibrations
Amon and Cindy rule the nacciones

Tone it down bad sign for whoopers sloopers
My championship shirt is much ado about snoopers
Deeze blind dudes used no of my pooper scoopers
Nice shot...I get dat a lot

Park South last in line fer coffee
This estomaga root making me toffee

Pop Sonnet #9864

The last time I used an f bomb was when an actual coffee burned me
Dude this is Dave luff that theory is so full of holes it is not even funny
What have you heard runny

Next time I get kicked to da curb
I will bite da Rancho Cucamonga
Please put a sign on my door that Buffy says please do disturb
Potencia en la evil granny plurb

When you get back from Carlin and Bryan
Good thing people think you are lying

Pop Sonnet #9865

Never get enough unless I switch back to da aberee
Mary laughed so hard she had to pee
Leeway cometh to Gary the cabby
Who nearly destroyed me

I was about to wind up into the get over it mode
Even hirarious working jews make it implode

Every time I apologize things get worse
Jesus recommends out 1 for a nurse

Pop Sonnet #9866

Sorry Dr. Jon but I failed at ruining your breakfast
When you get back to a fable game quest
Dis is not even interesting shiznit
About to look at de upside dis won't hurt a bit

Even in da funeral mode Mr. Cooley stayed away
Even when da charity gig flushed away

Maybe I shouldn't be haughty
U definitely like when father Bill is naughty

Pop Sonnet #9867

Lucky bastard has everything to lose
Even on a non existent yacht cruise
Who was in the room of three
Glad you guys picked on mee

Riddlers revenge crippled my bones at magic mountain
Must be nice to be drinking from a fountain

I am not out to hurt anyone's feelers
Ashley is quite a cool lady for da Steelers

My pawn shop antics destroyed my old meds
Only aunty Wanda has da street creds

Pop Sonnet #9868

Ignore me for now switchfoot engage
Thrill chill cult
Now I am acting unlike an adult
Translacion taleph unfult

My next cigarette tastes like cherry
It is impolite to always look berry

My biscuits and slave labor for nuttin
Ask again later I never eat mutton

And only Mr. Jon gets all da chicks
I am having mild nervous ticks

Pop Sonnet #9869

Mind yer manners when da old stones appear
Not good right now we will wait for atheist Mormon year

Too close to home hating on de old Sheels diet
Made us all burn up at laugh riot

I have not invented any of deeze words
Coming tonight de old ladybirds

Nerd herds no soundtrack or radio
Even in the old goldio rodeo...