Pop Sonnet #9880

Imma gettin signs of Mormon Draggin arse
Please no old ladies
I will babysit yer kiddos dough
Raymondo got laid low

Avvoid de kill button
Cease fire epoch fail of days last

Glad I didn't eat anyone out of house and home
Dis morning I minded my manners and apologized immediodrome

Pop Sonnet #9881

Jon da king looked handsome to sing
Even dough I was overhazed
No longer a long shot
I expletive deleted lost my mind over da hot

Da revenge of Da shop vac
Game over
Clover daisy inside clover
Welcome back to Jon and Karl and Cindy

Even if da whole world defriend me
Special peeps get preferential treatee

Pop Sonnet #9882

Ignore me I am begging you
No attention who're hound here
Other women need compliment
Take it and like it widdout a limit

I feel really bad for what happens to peeps
Crying right now gives me da creeps

In my world I have it easy
Just want to be a little less sleazy

Even when da world is a sleazy

Pop Sonnet #9883

When everything looks like a gagg
Please dont make fun of anfagg

Dis informacicone getts a year
Can't help but need kombucha beer

The mice were cheerful
Much ado about something

Hold onto dat key or trouble come double

Pop Sonnet #9884

I hope to God no one is reading dis book
Even drew and Ross won't need to look

Everyting went back to normal again
Forgive us aaron for we have sin

Stoned immediately from dis morning panquaqes
Keep de recipe secret so no one will take

Vacancy none I feel better now
Crying after milking da cow in Jesus name we allow

Pop Sonnet #9885

Just to be on Da shafe side
What is de worst dat could happen
Dis is not Da time to be chappen
Ladies be infant to locksmith footage Hollywood nappin

Dude who let dis weirdo eat breakfast
Some dreams were not built to last

Medici can I stroll on yer wall in Italy
Is there a final fantasy

Pop Sonnet #9886

In stages instagra gets not annoying
Depends so long as you are not employing

Fleetwood Mac greatest tits
Even when da lighter lits

At least de nurses were somewhat sentimental in due thyme

My crying dried up after da script
Pointless philosophy mindless genealogy Ders no such thing

Pop Sonnet #9887

Yeah we admit we are scared of Da rare bit fiend
Poor white trash of dead tellurider griend

Tried to adopt a highway litter patrol
Nearly run over from copping a bowl

No one disagrees widda how I roll
Finish what you started finish da game

Buffy and Crystal do not look lame
But might be a good idea to keep up da game

Pop Sonnet #9888

No adultery n word please
Every time I get Da shtopper cheese

Halloween is going off widdout a hitch
Even dough set is expletive glitch

Dis won't hurt a bit it's just a beach ball
Keep out of reach of children

Imma made a nonbest because everyone is a good writer
Great just invented the word the again nighter

Trademark denied

Pop Sonnet #9889

Shut yer pie hole shut yer trap
After dis poem no thyme to nap

Even in origins deeze joules are so old
Antidentite automaton ginormous bold

Grated worlds are dreamier manners
Even after da migraine from scanners

Shammers give me a good dream of sex even dough it is reel
Just keep da wrong ones away know how I feel

Thanks be to nimrod for returning from da grave
Janelle pope is learning how to save

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