Pop Sonnet #9500

Dis shrekless encounter is all pikqchued
Less is da besterested
Rinx lynx crynx
Carlin takes da grid

Fumblina needs mas comida
Lick da tobacco from my birdfida
Bona fide Jesus in me rida
Such is luck for Fiona dia

I can take da heat maybe not
Les be grownups and forgive us all
Even do da voices small
Extra credit for ms. Henson

Greetings I am da count
Maybe I will make den pount

Pop Sonnet #9501

Emmy hope Willy wikes da shrek
Even donkey needs my check
Dats da joke dat makes us hec ok
Even if der was not too much setsk

No one mind that you are de only one allowed
Yes we are all very proud
Tallest like an ogre ground shroud
Dis is very soon to cloud

Where we go widda jonny w.
Hope da principal will scrub
So it's stupid push it bub
Everyone wants female emilie in my club

Dis expletive deleted memory retracted
So help me help you wifout sackted

Pop Sonnet #9502

Fiona you will be alright
See you later on tonight
I look like a fricking dork
Like to make a big nice spot I

Put up or shut up dis is ez
Da shtruggle buggle secrets never to tell
Sometymes it seems I burn in hell
Emilie just have me a sip of cokeysmell

Shrek is upset now I am too
Sometimes even cartoons feel baloo...

Pop Sonnet #9503

Entiende tanks but no tanks
Bikes are cooling off set jets
Like Da bike ride please no wrecks
Train goes by Emmy pauses shrex

Her hheeeeheee
We laugh at fear
Do not need to drink a beer
Dis is not exhausting dear

Tis Da noises all around
Better keep it underground

Everyone I ever killed is back to life again we sealed
Wit all Da wars all tucked away

Pop Sonnet #9504

Epic fail you feel me dude
Police serve a purpose lezz notcha be rude
Even if deeze en Da mood
Cease pledge cease prayer you know da driller flood

Huffed a bunch sedatives
Didn't mean to ignore everyone during Da critical apocalypse
Mind your manners turn back Da clock
Xmas is all year long in my world dock

Don't have to wait to much longer
Unless dey shwaller lies of ginger

Pop Sonnet #9506

Dis is de epic fail of all
Scream sometimes to get la loll
Everyone gets David's harp
Even Emmy hope and grandpa's tarp

You may tink you are alone
We've all been der mister bone
Dis is some serious shiznit dude
Lets be nice to handicap kids paramude

Hang an der champ good look in out
And dis takes some snout
Cheer up Sheels much ado about measures of as you like it

Easy on herself and they get tough on you
Spike Lee better not get Da flu

Pop Sonnet #9507

So I am a terrible athlete except on machines
Nuttin wrong widda ventual clean
Boys are boys and girls are girls
Oracle's prismatic spectrum de only gj movie widda black guys whirls

Whaddar friends for now that you should see
Kill us please we want you too
Ride a dragon on Da shnew
Dis is tamer Dan de shrew

We were about to feel all blue
Made a mess of what's Da crew
We should resolve dis wif hard rock
Everyone I beat Da clock

Pop Sonnet #9508

Slow down so we can catch Da f up
Dis makes brreessson drink Da Leviathan dead tellurider cup
We can bring dudes back to dreams
Even if gals get Da screams

I have never dumped a lady
Dis may make you darbygrady
Dis Irish flag almost made me cease Da pledge
We should have gone closer to da edge

But now I am all afraid of heights
Even do high as a kite
Dis death don't hurt as bad not duzz Da cold war
You said we should go four to da floor

Typical day in bollyhollywood
Would be der if Da gettin were good

Pop Sonnet #9509

So we wrap dis nice bland tight
So deeze jobbers bedda be nice to bubby
He is nice to democrats and repubby
If der nadda be alright

Like a light bulb in de shkie
Even if Da pisser silly Sklar shkly
Meant for de udders
Dis is why we like emmy's brudders

De travelogue widda shpiels
Good thing we shlipped on Aarons happy accident peels

My rules and wisdom choked me
Good thing my doctor coked me!