Pop Sonnet #9640

Jesse James tells us about my favvy can ride
Just went to the hoshpital and nobody died
We had to pay for an extra cab for an old friend
My mom is getting dumb about gone with the wind

Ms. Kitty soft paws will get lotsa food
Doing my best not to get rude
Dude they are doing what they can to sink your ship
Glad they drank all of the sassafrassflip

Need to go to the bank and go to the store
Donated kidneys for the age of the yor

Pop Sonnet #9641

Pepperdine just called me and let me down gently but dey are amazing for old Dirk gently

So I got what I wanted dude paybacks a bitch
Everyone noticed my philosopher glitch
One cab ride to st. Mary's and everyone loses their mind
Easy does it ace ss paid for the ride

So we all looked stupid for a day at the races
Now you know why I win all Dr cases
Because Deeze envisioners have der plhaces

Be easier on yourself and we'll be harder on you
Then again aaron no one gets this but you
Prolly better drop da subject da shtory doth far

It all worked out when they repossess her nice car
And even dough dis moaning we all went to far
Sucks to be me in glorious paramount par
Dis clock is only three days slow

Pop Sonnet #9042

What's da worst dat could happen what could possibly go wrong
Already got Schopenhauer ii if yer following along
Udder peeps have way worse problems dan you

Everyone just got hosed by a canoe
The facts are in the data is their
Just keep calling mind springs your mom should get locked in der

Unless she gets angry about her own debt
That is the way we allow rosselinis blood let king Louis amen

Pop Sonnet #9043

Duck duck goose Dr sooner to get over it
Maybe you filled up Da teeth with the bit
You are going to get laid by hordes of cute women
Grreeeat now we are going to covet your skill in

When widows are up Da I feel like Dees jazzies
Love the feeling of emperor razzies
So der gonna make someday a safe place to shmoke
Finally found out why we all went broke

Maybe you should check your email again
Way to go sheley you just let them win
So there were dirty thieves with graverobbers

Even the crowd went crazy for dobber
You were about to get completely clobber

Pop Sonnet #9044

So whoever calls da hospy may wind up in one
Time to just put da got dog to da bun
And learn how to teach yer wives to have fun...
That is not why we want you to run...

So now Deeze old losers are emptying the stun
L r h i am way amuzzed
So you like when Da fanculy goes all ballistic
We all like good pain in all of their lipstick

Dey call da police dey call de Scotland yard
Time to get busy with snakes in the yard

Fcc approved with Irma vep and no one was the wheel
Time to befriend some dudes in this gill

Pop Sonnet #9045

If de hospy needs your help someday saloon
Den we need Aaron to buy back his doon
And that is okay they need some time off
Better drop by to notice the cough

Take en er easy for all of us sinners
Now you know why you are not invited to dinners straight up the pike who knew better text dem up...

Epic fail you feel me let's be old friends again
How dis all turns out really depends

Pop Sonnet #9046

What could possibly go wrong I had to forgive Stephen king
Do you want to know how stupid peeps are being
Everyone gets some especially you

Now dey can't call da hospy on you
Had to stop at ether chapter 4
Even if my old man goes four to the floor

And that makes us all retire in peace
Thes4 holy ghosts be for breakfast were nearly deshtroyed
Now you know why it's easy to shtop de imbecilic money ploy

Da nurses did jobs dat no one has to know about
Only fried green tamaters makes you get gout...

Pop Sonnet #9047

No one likes de side of yer mom
Jesus I think you just dropped a bomb
And that is aokay we all need to chill
Time to sugarcoat da narcotic pill

Like a freight train of mysteries
Here at d's house

Maybe you should get dem into da crazy blouse
So peeps lie everyday do you forgive dem you should
Time to get out their and be pretty good
Maybe you weren't all locking d's hood

And everything turned back to normal you should
So now we've got to school the earth for the screech
Now I feel like a day at da beach

Pop Sonnet #9048

As in aqib talib a royal good man
Came to show off his glitz and his glam
And I dropped dead from his good looks
Even dion burned all his books

And everyone likes to see powhite trash figure out who needs yer cash
Even if I was developing a rash
And shouting about de latest in bash

Good thing I defriended the vidiot club
Maybe one day I will need a back rub

Had a smooth ride in sunshine taxi
Had to look up the book of first axi

Pop Sonnet #9049

We mushy be used to getting all shocked
The whole magic school bus was now all locked
And that is what hurts about Trojan man cocked

This is so hairbrained it was worth one last trip
Just let them keep a few of the sip

Dude yer mom stays out of Da hospy by lying about you
And dat is all for now I intended to do
The rocks were all wizzing through the air
And this is the reason the sheleys do care at least dis one anyway...