Pop Sonnet #9600

Why are you writing this we want to know
Grizzle sheley stole da goddamn show
Gabbie and zah zah were chillin wif tom
Dis is Da usual shpot for da west

Even Eddie Murphy gave it his best
When college parking city market went awry

Apr spar art garfunkle had bad timing
Like the Italian film where cousins live or not

Pop Sonnet #9601

Here is something I cannot understand
How you could just kill a man
Should have thrown a rock years ago
Not gonna like dis but gabbie just ran

After da lost shiznit storm
Everybody hunting for bear and Turkey meat
Sorry Mr. Varner met his defeat

My coffee is an automaton
De housh is all cleaned up

Pop Sonnet #9602

We lost it at the movies need a wipe for shrek
Give an easy answer for da shtruggle of Da shaft

Birds were still chirping after cry fest 2016
That is why I chew da phat after dis machine

Ders no way in unless yo fam
Dis guy got a Thurman ham

Pop Sonnet #9603

Let it go that makes no sense cents bents and rents
Always nice and tight got torn a new one put up or shut up settle down

Had food all around the perfect truck
Always here to bring good luck

Seaweed Dragon flower hat bag and sage
Dis is all we need Jesus page
We are getting da shtapper again
Der is no fun fight we can win

Pop Sonnet #9604

When Danny Glover made us forget
Probably about da time to quit
Had to finally take a dook
Der is no problem as problemas con me lindo book

Please don't say anything about nerves
None of us are old pervs
If da park ranger gets da swerved
Emmy must be made of curves

Da train wreck aesthetic was all around
Time for Levitical law week pound

Pop Sonnet #9605

Back in da law office we are in delta
Dis is how I get da pelta
Like a diamond in a vat
At unky Bob's is where I sat

Den my wallet went all flat
Even dough da coffee bat
Weeze good kids but we act tough
Gabbie ricks can never get enough

You are a rare breed gentleman Sheels
We all slip on banana happy accidents dead telluriders peels

It is a race against thyme
And out in the Lyme

Pop Sonnet #9606

We are at home with a chain gang page
Everyone is getting some at bubby age
Awesome sauce dis shrek shitziation is getting interesante

I almost destroyed everyone in my sight
We all get to be a Jedi knight

Even a day feels like a million years
Adominable Dr. Phibes gave me the jeers

So we don't know what happened
Everyone waited for da crappened

Pop Sonnet #9607

Be on your best behavior Rascally Robert sheley
Tsk Tsk Tsk deeze guys are feeling guilty and concerned about da shaft Samuel l Jackson sityatiovvione

About to lose my battery and once in awhile
Der is time left for dis trial

Rugged back hills and millions of doggs
Every time Ryan rouse saws da loggs

Pop Sonnet #9608

Great thank you Mr. Press agent
We were all not as hung over as you lent

We were protecting your Beatles vids
Should have taken off my ratty ass lids
Even when chugging down all my cids
Final fantasy is for good kids

As long as da luffs are having fun
I am at de red neck palace of shtun

Pop Sonnet #9609

Getting all worked up over stereotypes
And dis naked juice is full of wet wypes
We lost nothing in the guardian juice
Giid thing burger king and mckdeez gave us da noose

Time to retire just to be on Da safe side
Civil war coming back recreation creacione and bears to feed faces
Dis is almost as funny as Eddie Murphy's trading races

Pressures off bidness as usual on dis blowleaf distraction
I am about to make a retraction
We are all here back in da USA today infranction....