Pop Sonnet #9640

Will dey sell some copies in priz
Will dey make a grown man fizz
Isndis da life dey chose to live
I am about to totally forgive

But still he prolly shouldn't have raped
Dis is explosive on Da tape
Read dianetics still like to reed
Sitting ducks will make us bleed

Esta restaurante feel for locks
Go aheadnandnwash yet sick a box Knox

Epic fail you feel Da loon
So dey made him taste his moon

Pop Sonnet #9641

So ask again lader a wider you gonna do
I will lean on you if you spew
Dis will worsen up Da line
Pressures off doin fine

It went over like a led balloon
Light me up dead telluriders for boredom
Expletive deleted memory retracted
Esta recibir la mundo inheritacted

So we feel guilty but prolly shouldn't
No more.guns and udder. Puddint

So we lost dis year at da poles
Dis teery is so full of holes

Pop Sonnet #9642

Grow up with abuse you might like it man
Even if I get a tan
And that is the legend of guitarzan
Like my holy kombucha ban

Is dis safer to play widda nan
Lets create a grated world it gan
We honestly don't want to know
And that is why the glow bugs glow

Gone but fugghedabouit
Nobody should worry don't you doubt it

Pop Sonnet #9643

Deeze guys didn't play nice and I tried to though
Sweet victory challenge take a towel and some clippers
Win one for nipper gipper zipper

Here is what you didn't win
And taxes are getting sheltered again
Getting da shtapper from as you like it
It was worth the vamping type it

If deeze guys at liberty win
Eez does it Mr. Ben

Pop Sonnet #9644

So dey did not surrender to da list of regular good deeds
And dats when we get back to bidness
Dis lesson came crashing down
Turn dat frown upside down

Dude zorak just zapped me
Had to realize why dey tapped me
So dey lost da war and dats aokay
Prolly turned all liberal pigs at bay

Want to write da longest book
Even if everyone came back crooks

Pop Sonnet #9645

Well it's your funeral if you need more lunch
Never give up Da ghost flocking bunch
Easy like a gentle lamb
We were losing all our ham

So dey went hog wild
I can live widda mild child

Dis situation like it never happened
Even if dey get Da crappened

Pop Sonnet #9646

Trying to end da dream immediately
Dis charity got us sent out to sea
Prolly not a heresy
It is so inviting to agree

Need to share some Jax wit Emmy
Not gonna tell you where to swimmy
It is okay now it's over
Now we need your four lead clover

So some disastrous shut went down
And dat is why deys outta town

Pop Sonnet #9647

Checked andnwrecked we are all over it
And about last week who knew dat you mailed a bunch demons andnshtiff
Dis will even fry our spliff

So deeze guys are getting even
Dat is why dey were all leaving
Fleeing rats from a sinking ship
Tanks but no tanks like a grip

Which reminds me of Da last hell week
Dat made us want to take a leek

Pop Sonnet #9648

I am all used up for now
Please come by our solemn plow
Why i should have retorted sooner
It was all good in da ballooner

Dis could have been resolved wit care
Just keep giving us da paradise share
I am out ofnphiloaophy and tapped out
Firmamentbwas dying out

Even doses are easy to take
You should store it in a lake

Prolly just a long shot to put up or shut up
Every dizzy lizzy landed cup

Pop Sonnet #9649

Da mad man Tolstoy dropped da ball
Finally repaired da whole Damn wall
Esta muy importante fake
With a time flies slow rake

And if you grow de shloop away
Take a turn to lift and pray

Ronda says da bums all lost
Good looking out it's awesome sauce

Pop Sonnet #9650

Not trying to drive us bag shit wazy
Easy does it retire hazy
And dat is what nothing separates
Until you get back to da dates

Prolly should haul ads to fruita
Like a gentle easy scoota

Gentleman were stealing hubs
Hold onto your butts pull da pubs

Pop Sonnet #9651

Well dey got set just desserts
When you like de English flirts
Getting back da diagonally rally
You should check with rand McNally

So we finally made it home
So we wrote a funny poem
Some tings can be left alone
And dat is like a toothbrush comb

Easy on da Shakespeare bub
Even if Da prison club

Pop Sonnet #9652

Interesting situation
Understanding all libation
When da confused old rap sheet flounder
Gotta get a quarter pounder

When da coin was free to burn
Der are lessons here to learn

Maybe we should call da yardbirds
And disnreservation is dabgird

Pop Sonnet #9653

If we kill of dictators
Were gonna have to bring dem back to life
Easy ace we need more thyme
Prolly a gentle agentncrime

Anfnif dat stupid place still hurts
Trying out widda back burners desserts

So we make amends in peace
And dat is what it takes to lease

Pop Sonnet #9654

Epic fail no way Its real
Dat will help you hurt your meal
And if Da shrrkians kill some feel
Dis will make us all get reel

Just doing my job for da gobierno
Gotta stare at old zoo quierno
Like adorno Roland barthes

Withanalarm clock in da park
And lessons from da chock a block

This is getting really stupid but
Dr other shoe keeps dropping cut

Pop Sonnet #9655

What happens here stays here don't vote yet
Until dey cancel de internet
And dat will slow yourbroll you bet
No one is even here quite yet

So we failed to see da brail
Uncle bubby we all went to jail
And dat was not what I wanted to happen
Maybe your teefy were all chappen

When you get back from prison
Make sure to test nuclear fission

Pop Sonnet #9656

Da cave man train No one is fine and dandy Carlin style
Bats in da belfylry like a pile

Every time I tell a story you were right about mourning glory

Time to get a bit more coffee
Dis I gotta try not hard you knew ffii Edward bard

Pop Sonnet #9676

And sell some kids da cracker jack toffee
So dey went to heaven too
Tried to buy everyone a canoe

And thought about your imprisoned stew
One more thing I gotta do
Maybe you were never there
Take Time to come sit on de chair

In Jesus name wee sold out Amsterdam
Tired out almost naptime

Pop Sonnet #9677

Off da clock esta abbey normal
Everyting went back to normal
About dis chair of locust eaten by John da Baptist
Got to make da karmik raplist

Dis is a perfect plan to stay
And makes de simple place for weigh
Sumptins up and no one loses
Even in the bruises cruises

No rules to de sheley diet
Deeze make room for quiet riot

Pop Sonnet #9678

Tanks for t's tip it cost a fortune
Let go of Da shtupid past
Even do he should not fast
And dad and Emmy headed to da gym

Even paying on a whim
Mountain music is da bomb
Which did not make a friendly lomb

So you survived the moronic quip
Sometimes words should all be skip

Pop Sonnet #9679

All we are asking for is more thyme
Da gov will watch aaron sheley all de time
Halloween is coming soon
Again de conspiracy is a lead balloon

Forbidden vids who cares what happens
Watch de sooper big boy crappens

Gesundheit so dey went to puzz
Maybe we are in da fuzz

Pop Sonnet #9680

Easy does it for da dead telluriders
You at least have a couple lighters
Dietician wifnlug nuts you win sheelster Emmy plighters...