Pop Sonnet #9580

Regular guy with regular problems
You think I've lived through some Shiznit
Wait until you hear what emilie has lived through
In Jenny Burke bday get her canoe

The fairy godmother in shrek is being a real bitch
And that just made my computer glitch
All is forgiven so no shots were rich
I am on vacation pressures off business as ditch

Dis is like staying in the kill
Even if we cleaned the windowsill
You mess with us and we mess with you Mr. Perfecto like David James
We all landed in the river Thames

Chewing on tabaccy and another chill pull
No one in dis world will know ogre feel

Pop Sonnet #9581

You think you got fire in your eyes see hers for once
Great now we're really depressed
You said we shouldn't get stressed
Now you shouldn't settle for less

Evens dough everything happened for a purpose
Maybe not Mr. Blues clues
Its a g rated war de old fashion way
Crunchy brain cannibal in the parkway

The debate rages on
Guess everyone has to mow my own lawn

Pop Sonnet #9582

Columbine was blown apart by a bunch of angry white kids
Lets just blame de black folk de old fashioned way
Its a guilt free environment or not even that way

Blow up for antoinioni and the chain gang express
Keep it in yer pants for de bbidness book less

All charges dropped unless you go to prizz
Might as well play the dead telluriders Plato's cave experience shedd studios Aaron Sheley light me up

Pop Sonnet #9582

Thanks for paying we are about to get comfy
Blame da sheet sherrif mind your manners dunfee
Because did big game hunters coming and we all gonna die
Mr. Waltz can't even bring everyone back to life wouldn't want to

Aaron are we in America?  What country are you from
The devil in havel gravel were recording data for a song unbelievable
Gotta go to Dana polan office to check widda facts

Pop Sonnet #9583

Sorry mom and didn't know any better
Why thank you so kindly for mailing all my letters
Dude dis is a cheap shot from de movie excuses
Maybe sometimes gets bruises

Pack light pack heavy Aaron you are a rare breed
Eddie Murphy ate some fondu
And Banderas made puss it boots go all sniffin glue
Maybe not who cares good luck

Nighty nightmare live tru dis
Like we like terrorists I am glad der dead dis is not a charade

Pop Sonnet #9584

No wonder everyone cut you off from da budget
Gotta buy a few morenhorsea for da hales immediately
Pay as you owe good riddance happy birthday

Shrek your going down and so it de pinata
Karta rakashakablaka DreamWorks in African is dakarakawerke close enough who needs it

Were gettungnreal concerned wife is not racially amused
Maybe we all have been a bit too abused

Pop Sonnet# 9585p

Ders no such thing as a conspiracy theory
This website is highly affordable who cares knock your block off

Opress us please says Mr. Georgy l
Maybe not whatever
Nothing whatever
Gay transliocione en da new equaccion

All is equal in da eyes of Da Lord
Is that true...I think so too whenever I am bored

Lets get down to brass tax how's da monkey how much is it
Dis is heavy Hollywood takes da far far away grid
Almost died last night reviving emmy's grid

Pop Sonnet #9587

Everything passes fertility akroprokoved African style
We should have left dis in da lost footage phile
If you can get away with it not every body can
Data debiggest prolem of Da whole fucking plan

When you get turned down by da whole fcc
Dis is really confusing especially to me
Maybe shumtime l Ron Hubbard here to set is human error

No one has a problem widda white boy in New
In New jew ry like go blind keep dis band of yours in check Mr. Dead tellurider

Pop Sonnet #9588

Everyone knows your writing even if it doesn't make de internet

Please slow down please I am begging you
Thank you kindly now you see him now you don't
Dis won't hurt a bit you don't look different but you have changed

Good thing jonny w showed up wit merlins shtaff
If dat dont make you worried don't even laugh

All dis over a total grand Vista hotel sexual encounters word it worth it flies are landing Spielberg saith I forgive you Aaron case closed da shtory dus far and were done

Epic fail now Emmy needs a benadryl...we should let her shnack on one of doze pills
Dude where's my flyswatter...